I have not forgotten about you, my dear personal blog.
I know that you are totally jealous that I've been so busy the last few days... going behind your back and all... talking to that hot and sexy hockey blog whore about that "position" on their "staff", and I know you're pissed because I didn't even take the the time to update you... but it was just talk ! ... I swear, I didn't think anything was going to happen! No! Really... I didn't...
And yeah okay... we flirted a bit... but then we really hit things off, and before I knew it we were talking on the phone about all kinds of crazy stuff... things you never do for me.... but... (calm down, don't cry now) .... and the whole thing just happened so fast... and I'm really sorry... but yeah, we kinda had sex...
No... it gets worse.... they are kind of pregnant....
Hey! Now there's no need for violence here! (okay, maybe there is, just don't hit me in the balls again)
Yeah... they are probably going to keep it... I know... I know... you really wanted kids too... but I'm sorry.
Oh? Yeah... we kinda named it already... I really liked "Cluster Pucks"... you know, family ties and all...
No... they already posted it... there's nothing I can really do now... it's official.
Well... they kind of need me on a "daily" basis... yeah... they are pretty horny... but you know how much I love hockey blog sex!
I know you said we could do that too... and I'd like that sometime... but you know... they offered me something you just can't right now...
Readers...
Yeah babe, I know we have some... but it's just not enough for me right now... I mean their stream goes out to nearly 12,000 people on Twitter... and every now and then... they even get mentioned by that famous girl... you know... the american one... ESPN...
I mean everyone is really happy for me... they have all been really supportive about this decision...
But... I mean you and I know both know that it's too good to be true... right? You know how I am... I always get left for someone else... so you know I'll eventually come back to you... and I promise we'll have like 10,0000 hockey blog sex babies...
But we can still be friends... right?
Well I'm glad you understand... I mean it's not like I'm leaving you or anything... I still love you. I'm just going to be kinda busy with that... so we might not talk as much... but I can still tell you things I can't tell them... so you're still special to me... and I'll still be around for you... don't worry... we'll make it in the long run... I know it.
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And to translate for those of you who might still be clueless for whatever reason....
I got a gig doing my own hockey blog over at Kukla's Korner. And yeah, it's kind of a big deal.
http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/hockey/category/doug-miller/
That's it's temporary home, until the end of August, once we get all the other new bloggers settled in, and then, before the season starts, all new blogs will all get their own "real" pages.
Anyway, just thought I'd mention it... now I've got to get back to sorting out hundreds of hockey-related news feeds into organized lists... which will take a very long time... so, toodles, for now.
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